November 08, 2026
Hike With Me - Vadnais-Snail Lake Regional Park
November 03, 2026
Hike With Me - Hawk Ridge Bird Observatory
October 22, 2026
Hike With Me - Mt. Si
I treated this hike like an epic solo quest of personal redemption. Just me and the Twin Peak(s), I’m gonna kick your ass even worse than last time when my mental state was the opposite of its improved status, when I struggled and had to take plenty of rest breaks but now have another year’s endurance and several thousand miles behind it. Just you and me, mountain… who the hell are all these other people? Black Lodge escapees? Transplants from Camel’s Hump to remind me how much more training I need to be a true blue blood long-distance hiker? Inception-like projections before I drop my totem in the moss to make sure I’m not supposed to swan dive off the top to get back to reality?
Or I’m just not the only person who doesn’t mind hiking in the rain, but that’s not nearly as ridiculous and hyperbolic, now is it? It’s not anything truly unforgivable, like not wanting to dodge horse-based scatological landmines on a Hiking Club trail, but it’s in the conversation. (Sorry to keep picking on you, random person commenting on my Fort Ridgely review, but it’s the most random thing I’ve ever been called out for.)
I was more prepared for this hike than any other I’ve ever done. I had snacks, motivation, my expiring Washington State Parks pass that I’d gotten to use all of once before my life blew up. I had the motivation to redeem myself for reasons created only by the antagonizing, self-depricating villain in my own head. Fuck the rain, let’s beat this thing like a superpowered fist with BOB’s face on it, and film it!
Of all hikes to forget the damn holster screw, really?!
Guess I’ll see how much balance I’ve gained after another 2500 miles in a year? Turns out, quite a bit, it only fell once. Not bad for someone who almost always almost falls.
This trail sets unreasonable expectations for other mountain hikes. Extremely well-maintained, perfectly-designed switchbacks, rest areas to stop off and wonder why you’re doing this to yourself on purpose... But it’s also like growing up near Gettysburg, going on a field trip there every year, and then thinking “oh, all historically-preserved battlefields must be this amazing!” Oh, Naive version of me I only made up for this anecdote, you’re so silly.
The last little bit of boulder clinging to get a real summit view is no joke, even if I still did it to have even less of a view of nothing than the first time, but I also look legit enough that younger hikers now ask my advice by saying “listen to the professional.”
Or I’m old. Who knows?
Now, did I get near the bottom and go back up a few hundred feet just to beat my elevation gain record also?
I didn’t not do that.
Even “professionals” gotta be unnecessarily ridiculous sometimes. It’s good for ya. A little “but did you die?” for the road, it’s healthy in moderation.
October 18, 2026
Hike With Me - St. Croix Crossing Trail Loop
October 10, 2026
Hike With Me - Appalachian Trail (Cumberland Valley Overlook)
September 25, 2026
Epic Hikes of Washington State - Zach's Lookout
September 22, 2026
Epic Hikes of Washington State/Hike With Me - Northern State Recreation Area
September 17, 2026
Hike With Me - Beaver Island Trail
September 06, 2026
Hike With Me - Frontenac State Park
With those two completed (and submitted to AllTrails afterward as new routes, so expect to see them never,) I did a final loop around the more common areas. Still gotta get those miles and elevation gains up, after all. Those trails were predictably crowded on a beautiful August day, but at least I enjoyed solitude first.
August 29, 2026
Minnesota State Parks Revisited/Hike With Me - Beaver Creek Valley State Park
August 21, 2026
Hike With Me - Superior Hiking Trail (Brewer Park)
I've spent a lot of energy on the Superior Hiking Trail this year without technically making much progress on the undone portions. A snow hike from the Rose Garden to Hartley most notably, and as I got stuck on Hundred Percenting shorter long distance trails this winter, the distance and remoteness needed to get the unfinished sections didn't feel worth it. Then, during the summer, wildfire smoke, an encounter with a family of bears (Isanti), and three-plus weeks on the Great Wander all contributed to my lack of progress. The one new section I did (Split Rock to Beaver Bay) was so overgrown and thick with bugs and ticks made me put it off even longer until fall. The terrifying encounter with an entire family of bears admittedly had me leery of going anywhere too remote, as with the common thread of consolation always being "they're not a problem unless the cubs are around" had me even more paranoid than usual.
All that to say, when I got to Duluth with my new camera and mission for the first time, I opted for the shorter Drive and picking up a verified complete badge from section 1 that I hadn't gotten along the way on 2025's completion.
Having traversed the side closest to the lake previously, once I went under the tunnel, I turned right to explore the side I hadn't seen before the loop met the junction at the familiar trek.
The word "park" in the title has certain implications, even in Duluth. Even aside from the state parks, much of section 1 goes through considerably developed park areas, like Enger most notably. Brewer Park is pretty much indistinguishable from other remote sections of the SHT. The views on the main were still lovely, of course, and they looked different than in the early spring, which was to be expected. It's fine, it isn't a complaint at all, it just didn't seem like what I was expecting for a park specifically, given the complete lack of anything I saw other than the trail. It feels weird to say it, but alas. Maybe I've watched too many Dustin Poynter videos and I feel like I'm saying "am I the red flag for thinking that a park was more than a trail in the wilderness?" Which is a very odd thing to ask, but feels like it would be better than some of the other "absolutely not totally staged" skits online people do, or "am I the asshole for lighting my ex's house on fire and singing the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs while she attempted to put out the fire on the irreplaceable photos of her great-grandparents who were the last two residents of the Isle of Fuchsia?"
I shouldn't write on my lunch walk at work.
I feel like I'm getting better at the camera thing. I'm hoping to have it down a little more before hitting some mountains in Washington. Really wanna get those views.
August 18, 2026
Hike With Me - Interstate State Park
July 31, 2026
The Great Wander of 2026 - Stats and Rankings
Miles - 154.9
Elevation Gain - 11350
States - 17
Mountains - 7
Miles hiked in each state
PA - 30.2
ME - 19.4
WI - 17.9
VT - 16.6
MD - 15.8
MN - 13.8
RI - 5.8
NY - 5.6
CT - 5.3
OH - 4.8
VA - 4.8
MA - 4.4
NH - 3.0
IN - 2.2
IA - 1.8
MI - 1.8
WV - 1.7
Elevation gain per state
VT - 3763
PA - 1616
WI - 1559
MD - 1214
ME - 890
MN - 522
NH - 407
IA - 348
NY - 277
RI - 236
VA - 233
OH - 72
WV - 69
CT - 62
IN - 59
MA - 49
MI - 43
Verified completed trails
Annapolis Rock via Appalachian Trail - MD
Appalachian Trail: Boiling Springs to White Rocks - PA
Bicentennial, Hickory, and Birch Loop - WI
Big Rivers Regional Trail - MN
Burlington Bike Path - VT
Burnt Mountain via Westline Trail - NH
Burrows Trail - VT
Camel’s Hump via Forest City, Long, and Burrows Trails - VT
Confederate Flank Trail - VA
Cornfield Trail - MD
Crown Point Trail - NY
Fish Farm Mounds State Preserve - IA
Forest City Trail - VT
Fort Adams Bay Walk - RI
Fort Preble and Spring Point - ME
Fort Williams Park Loop - ME
Green Point via Quoddy Head Light - ME
Inland Trail - ME
Kent’s Ledge Trail - VT
Loon Lake Nature Preserve Trail - IN
Marshall Point Lighthouse Nature Trail - ME
Methuen Rail Trail from Hampshire Road - MA
Middlesex Township Park Trail - PA
Oak Trail to Hickory Trail to Bicentennial Trail Loop - WI
Owls Head Lighthouse - ME
Plym Park to Riverfront Park via River Valley Trail - MI
Quoddy Coast Guard Trail - ME
Snavely Ford Antietam National Battlefield Trail - MD
Stone Bridges Trail - CT
Third Winchester Battlefield Park - Red Bud Run Trail - VA
Two Lights State Park Loop - ME
Wainwright Recreation and Greenbelt Walkway - ME
West Quoddy Head Lighthouse Trail - ME
States ranked
#1 - Vermont
#2 - Maine
#3 - Pennsylvania
#4 - Maryland
#5 - Minnesota
#6 - Wisconsin
#7 - New York
#8 - Virginia
#9 - New Hampshire
#10 - Rhode Island
#11 - Connecticut
#12 - Massachusetts
#13 - Ohio
#14 - Indiana
#15 - Michigan
#16 - West Virginia
#17 - Iowa
Mountains/Bluffs
Camel’s Hump - 2536 ft. elev. gain - VT
Hixon Woods Bluff - 1152 ft. elev. gain - WI
Kent’s Ledge - 1040 ft. elev. gain - VT
Annapolis Rock - 837 ft. elev. gain - MD
Center Point Knob - 771 ft. elev. gain - PA
Burnt Mountain - 356 ft. elev. gain - NH
Fish Farm Mounds State Preserve - 348 ft. elev. gain - IA
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