Mille Lacs-Kathio State Park
Date Hiked: June 1st, 2025
Trail Hiked: The Hiking Club Trail
Distance Hiked: 3.4 miles
Elevation Gain: 154 feet
Duration: 1h 5m
With this being one of the parks toward the end of my speedrun to which I barely paid any attention, I felt like I owed it another chance, perhaps even without an addition trek through deep and drifting snow. Some will be surprised by this, but there wasn't any snow on this June day in Minnesota, though I wouldn't rule out the possibility of its occurrence. Anywhere near the Great Lakes region knows of at least one story with a massive surprise well out of season.
Though I had enough bug spray to take down an entire horror movie-level swarm of mosquitos like the time I explored the ghost town of Taconite Harbor, there was another menace that put me in sensory hell that bug spray couldn't help against: the seemingly millions of spiderweb-like strands of silk hanging off the trees. The first time around, I was mindlessly trekking through heavy melting snow, but this time I was swiping my arms nearly the entire time. You know that feeling when there's a hair on your shirt and it's tickling your arm but you can't find it? Imagine that but magnified exponentially. At least with mosquitos, occasionally there's the satisfaction of a neutralizing swat that'll take care of at least one potential itchy situation. Not so when you're a few spinny spins away from doing a glowy Frodo impression from Shelob's Lair.
The history of this park cannot be glossed over, and as I stated in many travelogues, I never intend to dissuade anyone from attending any parks in the diverse and plentiful Minnesota State Park system, nor does anything I say about the hiking trails specifically apply to the park itself. But if this hike were a person in high school, it'd be the one in the group project that talked a big game and came from a locally-famous family that owned a couple car dealerships, but once it was time to produce a piece of multimedia that their second uncle twice-removed was able to do for free to help the project, they shrugged like they'd never suggested it, then skip the rest of class to go repeatedly hang out in the boys' room.
With my experiences being "there's snow in my allegedly waterproof boots" and "maybe if I had a paper-thin machete-like instrument, I could at least cut a swath through this silky, sticky situation," I understand that my judgment is coming from an experiential point of view that may not apply to most of the population. However, the lack of Mille Lacs lake views is also rather surprising, given its proximity and, oh I don't know, the name itself? I'm well aware that it's eponymous of the indigenous people and not of the lake necessarily, but what can I say, I'm biased in favor of grand views of massive lakes when I go hiking.
It is not a bad park, but outside of a second speedrun to beat my first for some reason, I don't anticipate a return.